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Nuclear gigabit network
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Zeroing in on the problem
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Brief: LapLink, the next generation
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Review: Internet Mute interMute 1.2.7
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From the Editor: Power to the people with LANs
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Perfectly acceptable
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Brief: Feed your need for network speed
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Review: BorderManager Authentication Service
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  | 
 NATURAL-BORN HACKERS
 
It was a dark and stormy night
By Martin E. Maxwell
 
Last year, I was systems administrator for a field
         division of a state Fish and Game department. We'd been
         working on a big interagency ecological research program,
         and on this day all the fish data from several locations was
         going to be posted on our World Wide Web server as it came
         in from the labs.
 
At 3:30 p.m. a major storm moved through the area,
         downing several power poles. Our metal office building was
         battered by wind and rain, and with a loud bang we
         experienced a spectacular power failure. The computer room
         went pitch black and five UPS (uninterruptible power supply)
         boxes shrieked loudly.
 
We shut down the LAN server and closed down the various
         root shells we were working from on the two Internet
         servers. After 20 minutes we finally powered down the
         Internet server and router and went home.
 
At 8 p.m., I returned and found a very broken router fan
         bearing. I heard horrible changes in pitch cycle up and down
         in frequency as well as random noisy oscillations. I called
         the state's data center help desk, explained the situation,
         and waited for a call back. Since it was the first day of
         our Web project, we needed to get back online as quickly as
         possible.
 
At 10:45 p.m. a contract service tech called me, saying
         he could come that night, but he had no spare routers. As we
         were talking, the router fan gave a last grinding rattle and
         died. I sighed and reached for the UPS switch, taking us
         offline.
 
The tech admitted he had never seen our model of router
         and didn't have a fan in stock. He agreed that disassembly
         might be a prudent move, but we were not supposed to perform
         such a task. But heck, a router is just hardware, so I
         grabbed a screwdriver, took the case off, blew a huge dust
         storm down the hallway, pried off a scorched matting of
         compressed dust bunnies, and removed a dead, squished fan.
 
Ten minutes later we were back up on the Internet. The
         router was now under a big 15-inch diameter fan running at
         full bore, blowing a small gale toward the exposed power
         supply and motherboard.
 
I returned the next morning with a three-fan unit
         salvaged from an old minicomputer. Using sheet-metal screws,
         I attached it to legs fashioned from drive trays and placed
         it over the router. The breeze from the fans was almost
         enough to make the thing hover, so I quit worrying that the
         unit might overheat. The following afternoon a replacement
         router showed up, and the tech was greatly amused at the
         workaround. The fan assembly that I hacked together is still
         on my spare-parts shelf, just in case.
 
Martin Maxwell is the director of Looking Glass
         Research, an IT consultancy in Lodi, Calif.
 
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